Rudy: It's been two weeks since I went to sleep at the big place with the smell of a lot of other dogs and people and woke up with a sore leg and wearing the Cone of Shame.
She Who Must Rarely Be Obeyed took me for another car ride. I did not want to go. Just as I thought, we went back to that big place. I was shivering with fear the whole way there. Why did She make me go?
She's tryin' to make me go to Rehab.
We went into a room. I had to lie down and then Katie came and looked at my sore leg. I like Katie.
Then Dr. Remedios came in and also looked at my sore leg and watched me walk down the hall and back. She said I should walk faster. I hope She was listening. I hate this slow walking stuff.
Dr. Remedios said I'm doing very well. But I still have to wear the Cone of Shame. And I am supposed to walk on four legs. We shall see. I go faster on three.
I had a cookie and came home. Not shivering.
We're dogs. We understand that aromas don't travel well through the Web. That's why we have a human to do our typing.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
Our four-year anniversary
Rudy: It was four years ago, on Canada Day weekend 2006, when we came to live here.
That's when I met Maggie. She had attitude, I'll give her that. I was so impressed, I decided to teach her all my fighting tricks.
Maggie: Don't tell anyone but I was afraid he was going to kill me. I hid under the rhubarb plant and then figured out I could stand right under Rudy just like under a table. I am very fierce.
These are two great kids' books. Starring dogs.
That's when I met Maggie. She had attitude, I'll give her that. I was so impressed, I decided to teach her all my fighting tricks.
Maggie: Don't tell anyone but I was afraid he was going to kill me. I hid under the rhubarb plant and then figured out I could stand right under Rudy just like under a table. I am very fierce.
These are two great kids' books. Starring dogs.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Magpies
Maggie: I am going to catch a magpie and eat it.
Magpie: I am going to stay here until that black dog dies and then I'm going to eat it.
"It's a jungle out there."
Magpie: I am going to stay here until that black dog dies and then I'm going to eat it.
"It's a jungle out there."
Thursday, June 24, 2010
We're extremely cute dogs.
I'm Rudy. I'm almost seven human years old. I enjoy sleeping without wearing the Cone of Shame.
I'm Maggie. I'm about four human years old and I am a princess.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Rudy: Knee surgery
Got home today after a night in the hospital. My leg has no fur. I had about seven litres of pee ready to go when we finally got to the back yard. I'm sleepy.
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