Magpies

Maggie:  I am going to catch a magpie and eat it.

Magpie:  I am going to stay here until that black dog dies and then I'm going to eat it.

"It's a jungle out there." 

We're extremely cute dogs.

I'm Rudy.  I'm almost seven human years old.  I enjoy sleeping without wearing the Cone of Shame.

I'm Maggie.  I'm about four human years old and I am a princess.

Rudy: Knee surgery

Got home today after a night in the hospital. My leg has no fur. I had about seven litres of pee ready to go when we finally got to the back yard. I'm sleepy.